Vancouver Left Singin' The Blues
March 3rd
It was the challenge that very nearly almost sorta went unnoticed. And yet, it was legal. What gives?!
"The media bias against this type of thing has been strong for some time and I can tell you we have a lot of pride in this lockerroom and we're not going to stand for it."
"This type of thing"??
"You know exactly what I'm talking about!" Eren, GM of the St Louis Blues is over it, clearly.
"We really don't." The media in the Enterprise Center press room has no idea what "it" is that the seemingly irate GM is "over" (clearly).
"We've been blackballed! Or as our redditors have labelled it: blues balls'd!"
At first there are simply giggles and then slowly laughter erupts through the room after hearing such a (seemingly) irate individual shout the term "blues balls'd". Someone in the front row cautiously eeks one out given the noise around them figures it's as good a time as any. Nailed it.
Basically, St Louis issued a HockeyNights challenge (avec steal) against the Vancouver franchise to get viewership more erect in a market where it's been flaccid. Due to unexpected "alternate programming" viewership went unnoticed and the Blues players, brass and fans were feeling it.
"I mean, I spoke with the Commissioner and none of us could have predicted that Toddlers & Tantrums: The True South would have the audience it does, but I've been assured the show is already off the air and our win is a win and it stands. St Louis is here to win and we're going to get noticed. We proved that today." GM Eren is calmer now (clearly).
"OK but what about the MSHL match? Bloomington beat Macon so you lost a steal!?"
"Eh, sh*t happens. What's a Bloomington Bison anyways? Do you any of you know what the dad buffalo said to his boy when he was leaving for school?"